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Monday, December 11, 2006
Al - Kisah si Boss

Alkisah ada seorang lelaki yang berusia lewat 50an
dan bekerja sebagai CEO
disebuah syarikat yang besar di KL... Pada suatu
hari tu... Boss ni
memanggil la dia punya seketeri masuk ke
ofisnya... seperti biasa
seketerinya pun masukla...

Tolong buatkan saya surat untuk kita punya client...

Si Boss ni pun mula la cakap dia punya
mukadimahnya... biasa la Boss...
malas nak tulis... cakap punya cakap... Boss ni
pun bangun... dan
berjalan-jalan pusing-pusing meja sambil tangan
masuk dalam poket seluar...
10 minit kemudian acara mengarang ayat pun
habis... si seketeri pun mula
bersuara...

Seketeri : Boss... pagi tadi kan... masa saya nak
datang ke Ofis... saya
nampak pintu garage boss terbuka...

Boss : (Dalam keadaan kelam kabut) ye ke... tak
apa, nanti saya call
rumah... terima kasih...

Si seketeri pun blah balik ke meja dia... dan si
Boss pun call rumah dia
tanya wife dia...

Boss : Yang... tolong tengokkan garage rumah
kita... pintu dia terbuka
la...

Bini : Tak la bang... baru tadi saya tengok...
mana ada terbuka...

Boss : Iye... terbuka... cuba pergi tengok semula.

Bini : Tidakkkkk, tertutup... saya tahu la bang...

Boss : Pergi la tengok... kalau tak terbuka macam
mana orang boleh
nampak?????

Bini : Okay la... okay la...

Setelah setengah jam kemudian... masa Boss ni
tengah relek-relek... baru
dia perasan yang zip seluar dia terbuka... (dah
memang perangai dia tak
suka pakai underware... ) maka nampaklah...
mengelabahlah si Boss ni
memikirkan mana macam nak cover malu kat seketeri
dia tu... dan petang yang
sama juga...

Boss : Errr... tadi pagi masa you nampak garage I
terbuka... ada tak you
nampak BMW kat dalam tu?

Seketeri : Tak... yang I nampak cuma ada 'Mini
Cooper' dengan dua tayar
depannya pancit!!!!!...

woakakaakakakaakakakkak.....

Moral: Jangan berlagak... dan pastikan sentiasa
berunderware.

Posted at 10:05 am by ZeekNdTroy
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Saturday, September 30, 2006
Cipot dan copot

Catu cenje, ciput cite-cite came copot
cambil cari cengkerik. ciput cuke cite-
cite came copot cebab copot cahabat
ciput. Cemace ciput came copot cari
cengkerik, ciput cakcikan catu cahye
cerah. cahye cerah ciput cakcikan
cangat cerah
campai ciput came copot cilau. cahaye
cerah cube culik copot. ciput cangat
cuak. ciput cepat-cepat camba copot
cebelum cehaye cerah cempat culik
copot. copot cangat cuak came. ciput
came copot cepat-cepat cari chelter
cambil cepat-cepat cembunyi.


ciput came copot cembunyi cenyap-
cenyap cupaye cahaye cerah cucah cari
ciput came copot. ciput cakap came
copot, "chuuu... chuuu... cenyap...
cenyap copot... ".

copot cambung cakap, "copot cudah
cenyap... ciput cenyap camelah... ".
celepas cejam, cahaye cerah cudah
chow cebab cucah cari ciput came
copot. ciput came copot cangat cuke
cebab cahaye cerah cudah chow. copot
cenyum cambil cakap, "copot cayang
ciput cebab ciput celamatkan copot... ".
ciput cenyum....


Posted at 05:47 pm by ZeekNdTroy
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Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Just for fun

MY FAVORITES

Favorite color? = white,black,blue

Food? = Don't care so much,just eat.

Sport? = kping pong,takraw,gimnastik,volleyball etc. or almost anything

Animal? = kucing

Ice Cream? = vanilla & strawberri

Candy? = clorets

Store? = not into it so much

Salad Dressing? = anything

Actor/singer? = it would be jet li

Song? = byk xtau nk tulis mana satu

Letter? = Z

Number? = 24.6.1981 2+4=6 eheh.. (symbolic...)

Gum? = mint

Holiday? = an island far away (not penang,got so bored here)

Season? = autumn

Toothpaste Flavor? = propholis

Radio Station? = jgn la HOT sgt..

Perfume? = CK2

Scent besides perfume? = something's nice

Body part on the opposite sex?= hmmmmm....everything...

 

HAVE YOU EVER

Been In Love = yes

Been To Juvie? = um? Apatu?

Mooned Someone? = hmmmmm

Been Rejected? = think so...

Ran Away From Home? = nope,anak yg baik,heeeeee

Pictured Your Crush Naked? = kecik2 la

Skipped School? = yup hee

Thought About Suicide? = yup.....once......but not anymore

Slept Outside? = yeah.....many times......

Laughed So Hard You Cried? = takde.....tapi skt giler perut dahtu tak kuar sore adala

Cried In School? = biasala bdk kecik dulu gdh2

Thrown Up In School? = erm....dont think la....

Wanted To Be a Model? = nope,tapi ada org kata layak,heeeeeeee

Cheated On Someone? = tipu ar kalo x penah langsung

Seen A Dead Body? = yeah....

Been Bitched Out? = nope never

Drank Alcohol? = isshh haram

Smoked? = yeah

Been On Drugs = nope

Eaten Sushi? = sadly no

Shoplifted? = yeah...heeeeee....

Been On Stage? = many times...

Gone Skinny Dipping? = umm apatu? cam x penah je

Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today? = yeah

Been Drunk? = nope,tapi nak pitam tu adala

Been Called A Tease = i don't know

Been Beaten Up? = yup...it's a long story,2 times

Love at first sight? = yup

 
DO YOU...

Swear? = hmmmmmm

Sing Well? = don't think so

Shower Daily? = of course

Want To Go To College? = done

Want To Get Married? = Insyaallah

Believe In Yourself? = yup

Get Motion Sickness? = emm yup dulu ms kecik2

Think You Are Attractive? = xtau la

Get Along With Your Parents = sure

Like Thunderstorms = best klu kat tempat yg selesa and selamat

Play An Instrument = dulu2

Sing In The Shower? = not really

Pray? = 5 kali sehari

Go To Church? = nk watpe?

Sleep With Stuffed Animals = pernah gak dgn kucing aku dulu,masa kecik2

Keep A Journal/Diary? = nope

Dance In The Rain? = nope

Own An IPOD? = nope,but i own a sony walkman mp3
 

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON

You Touched = tangan pak imam

You Talked To On The Phone = my mom

You Instant Messaged = erm my friends and partner

You Hugged = hotel pillow

You Yelled At = can't remember.

You Played A Sport With = my course mate

 

 WHAT'S THE LAST

Time You Laughed = last night,citer pasal bulu hidung

Time You Cried? = long time ago

When Have You Cried The Most? = can't remember

Movie You Watched? = POC2

Flavor Of Gum You Chewed = can't remember

Joke You Told? = can't remember

Song You've Sung? = harapan - fazli zainal

 
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT

Where Are You? = hospital kepala batas

How well are you? = doesn't feel too good

Who's by your side? = hafizi

What are you doing? = updating the server

What's On Your Mousepad? = xde mousepad

Are You Listening To Music? = nope

What Are You Wearing? = my t-shirt and trousers

What Can You See Out Your Window = raining just a while ago

IN YOUR LIFE..

What Is The Best Feeling In The World = being soo happy

Worst Feeling? = been deceived n heart broken

Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up? = anywhere as long as I’m happy

If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be? = be patient sometimes ago....

 

FINISH EACH SENTENCE (don’t think more than 3 sec)

Let's walk on the... = moon...

Let's look at the… = sea....

When I look… = into your eyes...

What a nice…. = smile you have...

Where did all the… =  happy moment have gone to....

Why can't we…= be together....

Silly, little… = things I did just to see your smile....

Everyone has a… = dream....

I wish… = I could fly so i can ...get to you at this moment.....

Posted at 07:18 pm by ZeekNdTroy
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Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Apa punya X mcm ni?????

Ni kisah kawan aku dapat msg dari X gf nyer,kwn aku nih dulu frust ngan awek ni,dah couple setahun,last2 awek dia ada balak lain,bengang giler la kwn aku nih,dah lepas lbh kurang 3 tahun and kwn aku ni pun dah ada steady gf,tup2 member aku ni dpt msg mcm kat bwh ni........

assalamualaikum wbt...

maaflah kalu L mengganggu..
L tak tau nak panggil abg lagi ker tak..
itu pun kalu abg sudi utk L panggil abg..
kalu tak, L panggil ko aku jer...hehehe

L tgk abg pun dah ader komitmen skangnie..
tu pasal la L berani tegur abg..
sbnrnya L nak tggu abg dah berpunya baru L nak tegur.hehhehe..maafkan L yer abg...

L tak dpt terima abg sebagai teman L dulu..
mmg hati L tak terbuka utk abg...L mtk maaf..
dan skangni alhamdulillah L tgk abg dah jumpa org yg btul2 sesuai dgn abg kan...
L rasa gembira bila lihat abg pun dah ada buah hati..hehehe..

so, niat L menegur abg skangnie adalah utk berkawan semula dgn abg..manerla tau umur L tak pjg..tak sempat nak berkawan semula ngan abg..sebelum terlewat, baik L selamatkan dulu kan.. ;)
abg sudi lagi tak berkawan ngan L??
L harap abg tak salah anggap per yg L ckp nie..L juz nak sambung ikatan persaudaraan sesama Islam sajer...L tak berniat lebih dari tu..
kita pun tau kan, kalu tak berkawan lebih dari 3 hari, dah tak boleh...so skangnie tak nak la gaduh2 ngan saper2 lagi...L tak tau  L hidup sampai bila..tp elokla bersiap sedia terlebih dulu..kalu L ader buat salah pd abg selama L mengenali abg..L mintak maaf byk2..L mmg berniat nak berkawan ngan abg skangnie..L tak nak ader org yg L kenali tp L tak berkawan...L tak nak mcm tuh dlm hidup L...L nak berkawan dgn sumer org...sudi kah abg menjadi kawan L semula..??heheh..


Aku nak kutuk p'puan pun tak bleh gak,tapi p'puan mcm ni patut ke di bagi muka????? Apa komen korang?

Posted at 11:24 am by ZeekNdTroy
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Thursday, August 24, 2006
Fire Man

Ini video Fire Man yang aku rakam the night b4 we back home


Posted at 11:49 am by ZeekNdTroy
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